Turtle-Butt

My good buddy Tomcat said that I should come up with a nickname for my boyfriend, which readers will recognize him by. Since I will most likely write about him (my boyfriend) – his reaction to my food, his non-reaction to my food, because I heart him, etc., I thought this was a pretty good idea – thanks Tomcat.

So, from this moment on, my boyfriend will be known as…

Turtle-Butt!